Ms. Bikini Envy 2008

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Ms. Bikini Envy 2008

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Ms. Bikini Envy 2008
By RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com


We are in the middle of the largest Spring Break in US History, because of the record enrollments at American Colleges and Universities.
This Spring Break, do not ignore the biggest cash cow of all.
"MS Bikini Envy 2008."
I always scream my Mantra" don't just hold a meat market contest," grow up, get with it.
The Key to treating female bikini contestants is with Respect, Consideration, Courtesy.
Not like the sleaze girls gone wild garbage.
Rise above the trash and bring on the class.
NAME ME ONE SINGLE CLUB IN YOUR AREA THAT IS GIVING EACH CONTESTANT IN THEIR BIKINI EVENTS, A FREE $75. BIKINI?
GO AHEAD NAME ME ON?
THERE ARE NONE.
THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE BUYING OUR ONE OF A KIND WE DESIGN BIKINIS FOR JUST $15 EACH, INSTEAD OF $75. AND GIVING THEM TO YOUNG LADIES TO ENTER YOUR EVENTS AND GO FROM 4 CONTESTANTS TO 14.
Go to our home page www.promotingnightclubs.com click on the Bikinis Banner on the left hand side and see for yourself a sampling of the selection and variety.
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DESTINATION LOCATION OR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION!
When your a Destination Location it is incumbent upon you to draw patrons out to you, but not for cheap drinks and beer, rather for Yes, I know You know by now, "THE FUN" and "THE WOW FACTORS."
So often I am asked "Do you have any new ideas?"
It's not ideas that create and generate crowds, it's "THE FUN" and "THE WOW."
When your right in the mix of your Entertainment District, what will set you apart from the rest of the pack, are not drink specials and cheap shots, but "THE FUN" and "THE WOW FACTORS."
These are the most financially frantic times in the bar, nightclub, sports bar, lounge industry, but they are not beyond making serious cash flow and generating crowds into your establishment.
You have to be razor sharp, way ahead of the rest, always thinking PROMOTIONS...........................................................................


IT'S 2008, LET ME TOUT, WHAT'S OUT:

Operating by the seat of your pants with no set plan

Club Promoters

Beer Pong

Karaoke

Darts

$1 shots

$1 Drafts

Partners who bought in for all the wrong reasons

Partners who have no respect, and sleep with female employees

Partners who have no experience, but have as much say, as you do

Free Drinks for Ladies

Radio Spots

Flyers

Lazy Managers

Unhappy Employees

Unkept Employees

Out of Touch Owners

Arrogant DJs

Boring Dance Floors

Dark Wood Interiors

Ugly Outside Appearance

Dilapidated Signs

Pot hole parking lot

Front Doors with scotch tape from all the Signs put on the glass

Slobs as Patrons

hip hop crap rap

Big burly Doormen

Stained Carpets

Worn Down Rest Rooms

Not Serving Food

Wood chipped Bar Tops

Smoke filled Mirrors behind the bar

Chipped glassware

Fortress like DJ Booths

Relying on minors who can't drink and only can pay your cover charge
(Want to make Thousands off minors? Contact Me)


WHAT'S IN:
"The Fun" & "The Wow Factors"
Oh sure, and alot more, but that's what I am here for.
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YOU CANNOT PLACE THE BURDEN OF ALL YOUR EXPENSES ON
YOUR BAR
FAR TOO OFTEN, AN OWNER OF A SPORTS BAR WILL PLACE THE COST OF HIS DISH BROADCAST ON THE BAR REVENUE TO COVER.
EVERY WEEK THE OWNER OF A BAR WILL PAY FOR HIS LOCAL BAND WITH LIQUOR SALES, EVERY MONTH THE OWNER OF A NIGHTCLUB
WILL MAKE HIS BAR COVER THE COST OF HIS SPECIAL PROMOTION.
THE BAR REVENUE IS MEANT FOR ONE PURPOSE AND ONE PURPOSE ONLY, TO COVER THE BASIC, "NUT" THAT IS DUE EVERY MONTH.
THAT IS WHY YOU MUST INCORPORATE AS MANY AVENUES OF INCOME FROM WITHIN YOUR ESTABLISHMENT AS POSSIBLE.
SIZE OF THE ROOM DOES NOT MATTER.
WHAT IS OF UTMOST URGENCY, IS YOU RECOGNIZING AND IDENTIFYING STREAMS OF INCOME THAT FOR FAR TOO LONG, YOU HAVE TOTALLY IGNORED AND NEGLECTED?
IT IS SUCH POOR BUSINESS PRACTICE TO THINK THAT YOUR BAR SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AS WELL AS
THE SET EXPENSES OF YOUR ESTABLISHMENT.
ESPECIALLY SPORTS BARS, WHO WHEN THEY HAVE NO BIG GAMES, HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO DO?
I HAD A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB OWNER CALL ME, HE HAD NO CLUE HOW TO ATTRACT MALE SPENDERS.
HE WAS A DISASTER, HOW LONG HIS CLUB WILL BE OPEN IS ANYONE'S GUESS.
HE SOUNDED IGNORANT OF THE TIMES, THE FACT THAT 2008
CAN ONLY BE GREAT, IF YOU MAKE SIGNIFICANT CHANGES IN THE WAY YOU OPERATE.

IF YOU CAN'T BE DIFFERENT, YOU CANNOT WIN!
SO, your following the other bars and clubs in going cheap on your beer and cheaper on your drinks, your letting ladies in free, and then your bringing in
Local bands whom nobody wants to see over and over and over?
"If You Can't Be Different, You Cannot Win."
Those are not just words they are the ultimate reality of life in the bar, club, lounge, sports bar business today.
Since your establishment is suffering so badly right now, may I ask a simple question?
Why are you not taking action to circumvent your losses and turn it around?


YOU NEED TO REINVENT YOUR FORMAT, I MEAN NOW......
This is no time to be giving away the bar.
This is no time to be wasting money on radio.
This is no time to be tolerating incompetent managers
This is no time to be an absentee Owner.
This is no time to be closing more nights, because you are not properly promoting them.
This is no time to be listening to everyone.
This is no time to be letting your competition bury you.
Your Gentlemen's Club should be packed.
Your Sports Bar should be jammed.
Your Club should have a line outside.
Your bar should be wall to wall.

All it takes is one phone call, 1-941-921-7027 "Hi Rich Unger, I am ready for The Best of The Best." Or email RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com

I am saddened to say that since my last articles were posted four nightclubs, bars, that I know of, went out of business that would not listen to logic, but rather used lame ways of operating.
It is truly devestating to know that what an Owner is doing is totally wrong, but they for reasons only they can explain will not listen to Reality............................................................................


 

Copyright � 2008 Rich Unger

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