Ms. Bikini Envy 2008
We are in the middle of the largest Spring Break in US History, because of
the record enrollments at American Colleges and Universities.
This Spring Break, do not ignore the biggest cash cow of all.
"MS Bikini Envy 2008."
I always scream my Mantra" don't just hold a meat market contest," grow
up, get with it.
The Key to treating female bikini contestants is with Respect,
Not like the sleaze girls gone wild garbage.
Rise above the trash and bring on the class.
NAME ME ONE SINGLE CLUB IN YOUR AREA THAT IS GIVING EACH CONTESTANT IN
THEIR BIKINI EVENTS, A FREE $75. BIKINI?
GO AHEAD NAME ME ON?
THERE ARE NONE.
THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE BUYING OUR ONE OF A KIND WE DESIGN BIKINIS FOR
JUST $15 EACH, INSTEAD OF $75. AND GIVING THEM TO YOUNG LADIES TO ENTER
YOUR EVENTS AND GO FROM 4 CONTESTANTS TO 14.
Go to our home page www.promotingnightclubs.com click on the Bikinis
Banner on the left hand side and see for yourself a sampling of the
selection and variety.
DESTINATION LOCATION OR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION!
When your a Destination Location it is incumbent upon you to draw patrons
out to you, but not for cheap drinks and beer, rather for Yes, I know You
know by now, "THE FUN" and "THE WOW FACTORS."
So often I am asked "Do you have any new ideas?"
It's not ideas that create and generate crowds, it's "THE FUN" and "THE
When your right in the mix of your Entertainment District, what will set
you apart from the rest of the pack, are not drink specials and cheap
shots, but "THE FUN" and "THE WOW FACTORS."
These are the most financially frantic times in the bar, nightclub, sports
bar, lounge industry, but they are not beyond making serious cash flow and
generating crowds into your establishment.
You have to be razor sharp, way ahead of the rest, always thinking
IT'S 2008, LET ME TOUT, WHAT'S OUT:
Operating by the seat of your pants with no set plan
Partners who bought in for all the wrong reasons
Partners who have no respect, and sleep with female employees
Partners who have no experience, but have as much say, as you do
Free Drinks for Ladies
Out of Touch Owners
Boring Dance Floors
Dark Wood Interiors
Ugly Outside Appearance
Pot hole parking lot
Front Doors with scotch tape from all the Signs put on the glass
Slobs as Patrons
hip hop crap rap
Big burly Doormen
Worn Down Rest Rooms
Not Serving Food
Wood chipped Bar Tops
Smoke filled Mirrors behind the bar
Fortress like DJ Booths
Relying on minors who can't drink and only can pay your cover charge
(Want to make Thousands off minors? Contact Me)
"The Fun" & "The Wow Factors"
Oh sure, and alot more, but that's what I am here for.
YOU CANNOT PLACE THE BURDEN OF ALL YOUR EXPENSES ON
FAR TOO OFTEN, AN OWNER OF A SPORTS BAR WILL PLACE THE COST OF HIS DISH
BROADCAST ON THE BAR REVENUE TO COVER.
EVERY WEEK THE OWNER OF A BAR WILL PAY FOR HIS LOCAL BAND WITH LIQUOR
SALES, EVERY MONTH THE OWNER OF A NIGHTCLUB
WILL MAKE HIS BAR COVER THE COST OF HIS SPECIAL PROMOTION.
THE BAR REVENUE IS MEANT FOR ONE PURPOSE AND ONE PURPOSE ONLY, TO COVER
THE BASIC, "NUT" THAT IS DUE EVERY MONTH.
THAT IS WHY YOU MUST INCORPORATE AS MANY AVENUES OF INCOME FROM WITHIN
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT AS POSSIBLE.
SIZE OF THE ROOM DOES NOT MATTER.
WHAT IS OF UTMOST URGENCY, IS YOU RECOGNIZING AND IDENTIFYING STREAMS OF
INCOME THAT FOR FAR TOO LONG, YOU HAVE TOTALLY IGNORED AND NEGLECTED?
IT IS SUCH POOR BUSINESS PRACTICE TO THINK THAT YOUR BAR SHOULD BE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AS WELL AS
THE SET EXPENSES OF YOUR ESTABLISHMENT.
ESPECIALLY SPORTS BARS, WHO WHEN THEY HAVE NO BIG GAMES, HAVE NO CLUE WHAT
I HAD A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB OWNER CALL ME, HE HAD NO CLUE HOW TO ATTRACT MALE
HE WAS A DISASTER, HOW LONG HIS CLUB WILL BE OPEN IS ANYONE'S GUESS.
HE SOUNDED IGNORANT OF THE TIMES, THE FACT THAT 2008
CAN ONLY BE GREAT, IF YOU MAKE SIGNIFICANT CHANGES IN THE WAY YOU OPERATE.
IF YOU CAN'T BE DIFFERENT, YOU CANNOT WIN!
SO, your following the other bars and clubs in going cheap on your beer
and cheaper on your drinks, your letting ladies in free, and then your
Local bands whom nobody wants to see over and over and over?
"If You Can't Be Different, You Cannot Win."
Those are not just words they are the ultimate reality of life in the bar,
club, lounge, sports bar business today.
Since your establishment is suffering so badly right now, may I ask a
Why are you not taking action to circumvent your losses and turn it
YOU NEED TO REINVENT YOUR FORMAT, I MEAN NOW......
This is no time to be giving away the bar.
This is no time to be wasting money on radio.
This is no time to be tolerating incompetent managers
This is no time to be an absentee Owner.
This is no time to be closing more nights, because you are not properly
This is no time to be listening to everyone.
This is no time to be letting your competition bury you.
Your Gentlemen's Club should be packed.
Your Sports Bar should be jammed.
Your Club should have a line outside.
Your bar should be wall to wall.
All it takes is one phone call, 1-941-921-7027 "Hi Rich Unger, I am ready
for The Best of The Best." Or email
I am saddened to say that since my last articles were posted four
nightclubs, bars, that I know of, went out of business that would not
listen to logic, but rather used lame ways of operating.
It is truly devestating to know that what an Owner is doing is totally
wrong, but they for reasons only they can explain will not listen to