HALLOWEEN BARS, CLUBS BIGGEST NIGHTS
This Year, Halloween falls on a Friday, so as usual, instead of capitalizing
on a two night format, your going to offer your same yearly lame "Costume
Contest" and miss all the tricks and treats of thousands of dollars on what
should be two record breaking nights and the biggest weekend of the Year?
This Halloween here are your TRICKS:
REJOICE IN A TWO NIGHT SCARY CASH FLOW IT'S SO GOOD.
Let me show you the how the "FRIGHT" is so "RIGHT" for a Two Night Halloween
BARS ARE SO BORING.........................
And you wonder why nobody is frequenting your bar, when it's the same stale,
same scene, same scenario, same lame game, every night.
Look at what "Domino's Pizza" just rolled out, they are now going to deliver
oven toasted subs.
That's right from pizza to subs, why, because pizza sales are slumping and
they are thinking beyond the box in order to generate income and garner even
a larger share of the Delivery Business.
It is smart?
No, it's Genius.
While Jarrod is still nice and thin, doing "Subway" TV spots, "Subway"
the dough, and never ever thought about home delivery.
How could they be so out of it?
The same applies to your bar, your so boring, your so same old, how come you
don't realize you need to think out of the bar stool and into "THE FUN" and
"THE WOW FACTORS"?
But you and your Partners, are like oil and vinegar, you don't have the
capital to buy them out, but you do have to listen to their flawed and
frayed ideas that have no merit and no meaning.
So your Bar, remains the same.
Don't blame me because you have no "BAR FUN".
Don't blame me because you have no "DANCE FLOOR WOW".
Don't blame me because you have no "HOTTIES" at your bar.
Don't blame me because you have no "ENERGY" in your bar.
Don't blame me, I would of had your bar packed.
Don't blame me I would of had your bar jammed.
Don't blame me, I would of never let you waste your $ on radio, flyers and
Don't blame me, I would not be giving away free drinks.
You and your partners are the boring, basic, blank stare format makers.
Don't blame me, I have the magnificent methods you don't.
SPORTS BARS NEED MORE THAN JUST GAMES THIS SEASON.
IF you think your going to be packed this Season, with just your flat
screens and your HDTV and your wings and your pitchers of beer, you better
call for a "Time Out".
Fox News is reporting sports fans/beer drinkers are not going to frequent
their fave sports bars as often this Season because they can enjoy the
games, and their friends, more so at home, then at the typical loud, crude,
and no "FUN", no "WOW" Sports Bars.
So, this Season when the NFL begins and your games are empty seat hours,
remember I told you so
AN OWNER IN PA. 17 YEARS, THE SAME NON ALCOHOLIC CLUB
Now, we have the Owner in Pa. 17 Years of owning a "Non Alcoholic Club".
Still using flyers and radio spots.
Still using an "ATM".
Why are you charging Patrons to withdraw cash to spend at your Club?
Why charge them from an "ATM", when they are going to spend anyway?
Accept charge cards and stop being so greedy and so out of touch.
This Owner like so many who have been around for so long, is going to change
the present name of his "Club" due to it's awful reputation, but he is not
going to roll out any new "FUN" or "WOW FACTORS" because he has no clue what
He is going to continue with his DJ spinning what he calls "RAP", I mean
that Genre of Music is now called "Hip Hop" which is crap.
This is exactly why he is encountering so many problems with his current
He drops names of hardcore Hip Hop Artists who have stopped in his
establishment, as if that means anything?
Again, I tried to impress upon him the changes he needed to implement and
again, he was adamant that he knew it all.
He states he is only open Fridays and Saturdays, although he is only 70%
busy one night a weekend, he was the "MENSA MEMBER" who knew it all.
If Owners like this know it all, why are they suffering so much?
His A/C unit cannot even handle the patrons who are frequenting his club one
Night a week, when I offer suggestions to alleviate the lack of cool air, he
does not understand the concept.
I sincerely hope this Club survives the Summer with one weeknight of
CRAZY, COOL, COMFORTABLE, CAN DO!
Look at your present interior, cramped with tables and chairs, jammed with
bar stools, and no cool comfort at all.
Patrons are almost sitting with strangers, since you have them so close
Bar Patrons have no choice but to greet and meet the patrons on each side of
them, since they are so tightly seated.
When was the last time you did an assessment of your atmosphere?
Loosen up, leave some room, let them
In some instances you should take out the tables and chairs altogether and
let patrons stand, dance and romance.
Oh but one of your Partners disagrees.
Once again a voice with no on premise training, no knowledge, but an
investment, thinks they can implement without experience.
The reason your so slow is not because of tough times, it's because of
boring tight space , sat there, squeezed in at the bar
ADJUST, ADAPT, APPLY
The Market right now in the bar, club, lounge, sports bar arenas are so
competitive, that you must learn how to adjust, that means taking what you
have and changing it to what you need to be.
You can either stay the same or make the change.
Those Owners and Managers who simply continue to ignore the obvious, will
see their sales slip, slide and sink.
An Owner in Milwaukee wants "THE BOOST" because he realizes his bar is not a
lust or must place but rather an afterthought.
He knows he has to go ultimate "FUN" and "WOW" but he refuses, is in denial
and shortly will suffer the consequences of his lack of action.
ADJUSTING is transforming what you are to where you should be.
ADAPTING is not responding to competition, but setting the bar for them to
stand back, because of your changes.
APPLYING your "FUTURISM" is entirely changing the dynamics of what you once
were to what you now are.
It's the PROMOLOGIC of ADJUST, ADAPT, APPLY.
YOUR VIP AREA IS AS EMPTY AS THE OLYMPIC VENUES IN CHINA ARE NOW.
So you built a VIP AREA, put in couches, carpet, sectioned it off, and
thought you had it down and ready to pound?
But instead, noooooobody is frequenting it, no patrons care.
It's sitting there like a beautifully decorated Section of your Club, only
void of bodies.
You had the right vision, but you forgot the "BELLS", the "WHISTLES" and the
Now you have invested all this cash into a space that is not even breaking
even, let alone breaking out.
You even hired a Special Server to service this Area, but she is simply
standing around with no patrons to provide exceptional service to.
You forgot the most important aspect of "VIP AREAS", the
When you finally admit to yourself, I need the Best of the Best pick up the
Phone and call Rich Unger at 941-921-7027 or email
Seriously, between now and New Year's Eve if your not busy, packed at least
four nights a week, you had better decide if your going to Soar or Sink?
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