AUGUST 2017 - NIGHTCLUB SUMMER STRATEGIES
Your Club is only open on Weekends this Hot August, because, you can't think of, implement, execute, or create any kind of "WOW" to pack your Club, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday Nights?
Your Club could be and should be wall to wall beautiful Women, and Men who seriously spend.
When was the last Night, your Club featured "ALL FEM SPINS", four to six different Female DJs who take over the turntables and the wheels of steel for the night?
When was the last time you had five different "POP UP BARS" take your clubbers, breathe away?
When was the last time, you had a "COYOTE UGLY NIGHT" but updated and enhanced, so that in no way is it predictable as the Movie is?
When was the last time you had "BAR WARS" inside your Club, but with all of your Customers on teams, and competing?
When is your "KATY PERRY, SWISH SWISH" DANCE CHALLENGE?
Show the Video, then challenge your Guests to SWISH/SWISH on your Dance Floor?
When is your Launch of Christie Brinkley's new "BELLISSIMA" Wine? I mean with Selling Wine by the glass, no free tastings, a Look A Like Contest, Swag Giveaways, Fashion Flashes?
When is your "ART", "STYLE", "BODY PAINTING 3D Night?
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IF YOUR BEER VENDORS ARE NOT CREATING UNIQUE SIGNS FOR YOU, PROVIDING YOU WITH FRESH SWAG, GIVING YOU CASE ANDS KEG DEALS, GO WITH ANOTHER BEER VENDOR. IF YOUR LIQUOR COMPANIES ARE NOT CREATING UNIQUE SIGNS FOR YOU, SPONSORING BRAND PARTIES, WITH THE BRAND GIRLS, WITH GREAT SWAG, GIVING YOU EXCELLENT CASE DEALS, GO WITH ANOTHER LIQUOR COMPANY. IF YOUR ENERGY DRINK SUPPLIER, IS NOT SPONSORING CONCEPTS, EVENTS, CONTESTS, PAYING FOR CABLE TV SPOTS, CONTRIBUTING CASH PRIZES AND LOTS OF SWAG FROM THEIR BRAND, THEN GO WITH ANOTHER ENERGY DRINK SUPPLIER. NO VENDOR, NO SUPPLIER, NONE ARE GOING TO MAKE OR BREAK YOUR BUSINESS, IF THEY DON'T SUPPORT YOUR BUSINESS, BUT GIVE EXCUSE AFTER EXCUSE. DON'T JUST ORDER AND PAY FOR THE ORDERS, DEMAND "QUID PRO QUO".
STOP BEING BULLIED.
DJS SHOULD BE SPINNING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SUMMER SIZZLERS ALL IN ONE NIGHT, EVERY WEEK OF AUGUST.
Here are as "Ranked", Every 'song of the summer' from the past 20 years, THAT MATTER & ARE RELEVANT.
Your DJs should be spinning, mixing, enhancing, adding beats, sampling, creating "SUMMER VIBES" from these "BEST OF THE SUMMER SIZZLERS":
20. Party Rock Anthem, LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock (2011)
After subjecting us to hearing "Every day I'm shufflin'" on loop for an entire summer, the neon-clad, uncle-nephew duo LMFAO put listeners out of their misery in 2012, announcing their indefinite hiatus.
19. I Kissed A Girl, Katy Perry (2008)
2008 was a different time, before social media grew into a powerful tool fans used to instantly flame pop stars for their missteps, and I Kissed a Girl's icky queerbaiting likely would've fared worse today against Internet skeptics.
18. Bent, Matchbox Twenty (2000)
Matchbox Twenty make plenty of good songs and Unwell and 3 a.m. are classics of the ‘90s micro-genre the band inhabited. Unfortunately, Bent isn't their best.
17. Fancy, Iggy Azalea feat. Charli XCX (2014)
Fancy will be remembered more as the song that introduced Iggy Azalea to the public consciousness, and less for its actual quality.
16. Cheerleader, OMI (2015)
2015 was a particularly dull year for summertime releases, save for Fetty Wap's Trap Queen, which peaked too early in the year. But according to the listeners that sent Cheerleader to No. 1, OMI's breakthrough single was the best of the worst.
15. Genie In A Bottle, Christina Aguilera (1999)
Xtina is a '90s icon, but nostalgia isn't enough to earn one of her duller hits a higher ranking.
14. Promiscuous, Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland (2006)
As mortifying as the lyrics of this song can be, Nelly Furtado is as good a rapper as Iggy Azalea, if not better, and her Timbaland duet is bizarrely enjoyable.
13. California Gurls, Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg (2010)
Lorde and music theorists agree that Katy Perry's Teenage Dream is her creative masterwork. Unfortunately, it arrived on the charts in August 2010, too late for summer domination, and the vapid California Gurls was her summertime hit.
12. One Dance, Drake feat. WizKid & Kyla (2016)
Drake's dancehall phase produced a string of enjoyable singles. And while One Dance may not have been better than Controlla or Too Good with Rihanna, the rapper was on top of the world in 2016, which rightfully included a song of the summer.
11. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy and Faith Evans feat. 112 (1997)
I'll Be Missing You was an elegy for Notorious B.I.G, and thanks to its May release date, one of rap's most depressing hits also became the year's song of the summer. While it's a classic, it maybe doesn't belong on your pool-party playlist.
10. I Gotta Feeling, The Black Eyed Peas (2009)
Is there another track that has compelled as many secular listeners to scream "Mazel Tov!" across the dance floor as the David Guetta-produced hit? I Gotta Feeling isn't a great song, but that doesn't mean it's not iconic.
9. We Belong Together, Mariah Carey (2005)
Another weirdly emo choice to hit No. 1, We Belong Together is an essential later-era Mariah Carey hit and well-deserving of its song of the summer title.
8. The Boy Is Mine, Brandy & Monica (1998)
Monica has confirmed in interviews that she and Brandy won't be releasing an updated version of the song, and rightfully so — it's a '90s R&B classic.
7. Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepsen (2012)
Call Me Maybe is the archetype of the modern song of the summer, an earworm that listeners can't escape, no matter how they try. And yet, we were always glad to hear Call Me Maybe, which launched the career of one of pop's most effervescent stars.
6. Confessions Part II, Usher (2004)
Both of Usher's songs-of-summer winners earned top placement on this list. His Confessions album is a classic, and Confessions Part II still has fun with its tortured narrative of infidelity, but the song isn't exactly feel-good summer material.
5. U Remind Me, Usher (2001)
A wistful summertime classic, Usher's earlier hit gets the nod for being a little more upbeat than Confessions Part II.
4. Umbrella, Rihanna feat. Jay-Z (2007)
Rihanna may earn her second song of the summer with her current DJ Khaled collaboration, Wild Thoughts, but Umbrella, which remains her all-time-best collaboration, sets a high bar.
3. Blurred Lines, Robin Thicke feat. T.I. and Pharrell (2013)
Upon Blurred Lines' release, some listeners were quick to point out the track's less-than-feminist politics. Unfortunately, it's still a great song; so good that it inspired a failed lawsuit from Marvin Gaye's estate for sounding too similar to Marvin's Got to Give It Up. At least they chose a summer classic to kinda-plagiarize.
2. Hot In Herre, Nelly (2002)
Of all the tracks on this list, Hot in Herre is the most inseparable from summer, sweaty to the point that it's almost cloying. The lyrics' middle school-level lewdness are less sexy than endearing. But for all its goofy nostalgia, Nelly's 2002 hit is a quintessential summertime song.
1. Crazy In Love, Beyoncé feat. Jay-Z (2003)
And I added a "Blast From The Past", "SUMMER GIRLS" by "DINO". A SUMMER CLASSIC.
Finally, Paris Hilton's new Stinger, "SUMMER REIGN".
Now Club DJs, you have a Month of Summer left, take a Night and turn it into " Summer NOW & THEN". Pack that Dance Floor the entire Night.
HIRE OUR VETS !
OUR VETERANS NEEDS JOBS, THE FOOD & BEVERAGE INDUSTRY HAS EVERY KIND OF JOB IMAGINABLE, THAT OUR "VETS" CAN DO, AND WITH GREAT RESULTS.
LIQUOR COMPANIES SHOULD HIRE OUR "VETS" AS SALESPEOPLE.
FOOD SERVICE COMPANIES SHOULD HIRE OUR "VETS"AS SALESPEOPLE.
RESTAURANTS SHOULD PUT OUR "VETS" THROUGH INTENSE TRAINING, AND HIRE THEM AS "ASSISTANT MANAGERS" TO WORK THEIR WAY UP TO "MANAGERS".
BARS SHOULD PAY FOR OUR "VETS" TO ATTEND BARTENDING SCHOOL, AND THEN MAKE THEM BARTENDERS.
OUR ENTIRE INDUSTRY OF FOOD & BEVERAGE CAN ENGAGE OUR "VETS" TO WORK. JOBS THAT THEY CAN BE PROUD OF, AND ABOVE ALL, EARN A GOOD WEEK'S CHECK FROM.
BEER COMPANIES CAN HIRE OUR "VETS" FOR "SALES", "DELIVERIES", AND WAREHOUSE OVERSIGHT.
OUR "VETS" DON'T WANT A HAND OUT, THEY DESERVE A HAND UP.
PLEASE, GIVE THEM THAT.
AS SUMMER COMES TO AN END, AND YOU DID NOT HOST A SINGLE PROMOTION, AND NOW ALL YOU ARE GOING TO RELY ON ARE "PRE SEASON NFL GAMES", WHAT ABOUT THE ANNUAL "SAY SO LONG TO SUMMER CELEBRATION", THAT CONSISTS OF FOUR DAYS AND NIGHTS OF FOOD,FUN, MUSIC, CONCEPTS, CONTESTS, OVER LABOR DAY WEEKEND?
DON'T LET THIS EASY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS SLIP THROUGH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T THINK A SIMPLE POST ON FACE BOOK A FEW DAYS BEFORE THAT WEEKEND ARE GOING TO PRODUCE THE HUGE RESULTS YOU WANT.
YOU TAKE SOCIAL MEDIA FOR GRANTED.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A WEB PAGE, YOU THINK IT'S NOT WORTH IT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPACT IT HAS, YOU DON'T GRASP THE BUSINESS IT DRAWS TO YOUR ESTABLISHMENT?
I KNOW A DENTIST WHO IS PAYING SOMEONE TO POST ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE A MESSAGE TO GENERATE NEW PATIENTS.
BUT, THE MESSAGES ARE HIDEOUS.
THEY ARE WORTHLESS.
OWNERS OF ALMOST ALL BUSINESSES ARE IN FEAR OF SOCIAL MEDIA, SO THEY HIRE SOMEONE WHO THEY "THINK", KNOWS WHAT TO DO, AND PAYS THEM FOR ZERO RESULTS. IT'S LIKE HIRING CLUB PROMOTERS, IT'S LIKE BOOKING THE SAME BANDS, THAT PLAY EVERYWHERE IN YOUR AREA, IT'S LIKE GIVING YOUR BAR AWAY, JUST TO DRAW PEOPLE IN, IT'S LIKE FEATURING A "LADIES NIGHT, WHERE LADIES DRINK FREE", WHEN THERE IS NOT A LADY OUT THERE, WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO HAVE A MALE PATRON BUY HER A DRINK, IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR DJ PLAY HIP HOP MUSIC, THAT EMPTIES OUT YOUR BAR, YOUR CLUB, IT'S LIKE SPORTS BARS ONLY DOING BUSINESS, WHEN GOOD SPORTS OR PAY PER VIEW ARE ON THEIR SCREENS, IT'S LIKE "HOOTERS" WITH THE SAME BORING WOOD DECOR, SAME PREDICTABLE MENU, SAME OUTFITS ON THEIR SERVERS, I MEAN SERIOUSLY "HOOTERS", YOU NEED A MAJOR "MAKE OVER". ALL THESE REMARKS ARE MEANT TO MOTIVATE YOU TO GET OFF YOUR REAR END AND CHANGE, ADAPT, IMPROVE, IMPACT, AND "WOW THEM". IF YOU NEED THE BEST OF THE BEST? EMAIL RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com