WHERE ARE YOUR 800 POUND GORILLA NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS?
By
RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com
I spoke to a nightclub Partner in Providence, RI, who is dead
every night but Friday and Saturday. His partner yells "HELP" to me, but
this Partner says "we will be packed, we just have to give the house away."
Unreal.......................
Then I speak to a Nightclub Partner in Louisville, KY, who tells me, "
Hey I can get packed, I just have to let girls in free and give guys $5 off
the cover."
Then I bang my head slowly against a nice Martha Stewart
down pillow in
total frustration.
If either of these two clubs make it one year, that's right one year, it
will truly be a miracle, because they are already suffering, hurting, and
dying. WHY?
They don't have the "800 Pound Nightclub Promotions Gorillas"!
Nope. These two Partners make every excuse in the world why their club is
dead during the week, and just holding it's own on the weekends.
If they closed tomorrow, noone would miss them for
"THE FUN." Because they don't offer any.
Imagine if you took the pain, dedication, commitment and 1000% discipline
Mel Gibson did on his new controversial Religious Movie, and applied
that on a much smaller scale to your Nightclub Promotions.
Imagine what
a difference it would make. Just imagine
the money, crowds, profits, smiles, and energy your club would
have. If you gave it that kind of "Passion"?
Well, that is what I eat, sleep and breathe. "Passion
for Promotions"
If your staff lingers around,
and your
bar, club, tavern, pub simply sits there,
it is costing you
thousands of dollars. The only difference
is, the bigger you are, the more money you are losing.
Nightclub Promotions, and the lack of, are costing you more money, than
your second divorce did.
You're so smart.
You open, get a few regulars, and bam you think
'this is not so bad. Then at the end of the
night, you do the deposit and it's what I call "chump change".
Would you would rather do nothing, that's right offer no "FUN", than make some
real money and bring in regulars as well as brand new patrons. I will never
ever understand club, bar, pub, tavern, lounge Owners who simply open and
operate and do nothing more to create new and fresh
revenue? Why even bother being in the biz?
It's all about "800 Pound Gorillas Nightclub Promotions".
This is the time to MAKE money, not offer drink specials, lift your
cover, let slobs in out of desperation. What you need are
BIKINI CONTESTS. Oh please, I have more clubs making tens of thousands of dollars off
Bikini Contests, than you did your last three New Year's Eve Nights
combined.
FACT!@!!!!!!!!!!
If you're going to
have partners who have zero intellect and zero pulse on the club biz, then
you deserve the punishment.
If you're going to
have partners who have zero intellect and zero pulse on how
to pack your club without spending thousands on radio, then you deserve the
punishment.
When you build a club, please, please, please make darn sure you have a
game plan for promotions, concepts, themes, events, gatherings, parties,
happenings, and contests before you open.
CALL me, I can whip one up for you in Seven Days and make you tens of tens
of thousands of dollars.
Call Rich Unger at 941-921-7027 or e-mail:
RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com
OH, and don't forget my bunch of Bananas!!!!!!!
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