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CHRISTMAS WISH LIST!

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MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST!
By RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com

Without naming the clubs, I would like to wish the following for some of the hundreds of clubs, bars, restaurants and lounges that contact me Monthly.

1. I wish a club that is doing wet T-shirt contests, oil wrestling and same girl kissing contests, would realize why Women are not patronizing their club and don't ask me to do the impossible?

2. I wish a club that laid over and played dead and let their competition Bury them, wake up to this fact and not ask me to make it all a bad dream.

3. I wish the club that spends $3000 a Month on radio and knows it is not working, not cry to me, but rather cancel the radio buys, and wake up. Nobody is listening anymore; can you say "SIRIUS"?

4. I wish the club that is in a time warp and refuses to adjust their format and music to the times would stop begging me to help them play catch up. If they are not willing to accept change, how can I make it happen?

5. I wish a club that has a partner who is giving away free drinks and hitting on his own employees would just walk away from the club and be a silent partner and let it breathe and operate with the right partner running it, making it money by Being a businessman and not a wannabe.

6. I wish the restaurant owner that has night life after he stops serving food, would realize the money is in the liquor and not the food, and take the club aspect seriously by focusing on packing it, not to be content with a third of a house crowd.

7. I wish the Manager who came to the club six years after it was "THE HOT SPOT" and cleaned out the trash patrons, would just quit, because the Owner is in a Mushroom cloud of denial.

8. I wish the club that is featuring a different cheap drink every night they are open would wake up and realize they are not making any money and the key In this business is not to join 'em, but break away from the discounting.

9. I wish the clubs who invite 18 to 20 year old girls in and no young Men of the same age, would stop exploiting these underage girls. They can't drink and further stop disrespecting our Men in uniform who are dying at the age of 18 to defend this Country against Terrorism. These are what I call the "bastard exploiting pig Owners," who I hope go out of business. If you can't make money attracting the legal drinking age Patrons in your area, then you should go mow lawns for a living or shovel snow.

10. I wish the club that has no cover charge for special events and doesn't understand why they are not making money, would realize the bar cannot sustain the entire overhead and stop telling me it can.

11. I wish the Club that keeps bringing in expensive well known DJs would stop wasting their money, because it doesn't matter who spins. It matters if the dance floor is packed or not, and yet they keep wasting money bringing in these ego driven spinners and not making a dime, asking me why?

12. I wish the club whose manager just got hit in the head by a beer bottle, would realize they are attracting the trash, not the class, and they have a horrible reputation, but refuse to listen to logic and reason.

13. I wish the Club that allows its manager to do drugs and looks the other way, would stop asking me what to do and do what I said, "FIRE THE MANAGER NOW." The graveyards are full of indispensable Managers.

14. I wish the club that has nothing but a different format of live music every night would stop asking me why they are not generating new faces and more revenue, because live music every single night is a losing format.

15. I wish the "Ultra Lounge" with 101 Martinis who can't understand why they are always slow, would listen to what I said and comprehend it's more than just having all those Martinis, where is "THE FUN"?

16. I wish the Club Owner who told me he refuses to honor and accept credit cards would stop being such a dinosaur and get with the times.

17. I wish the Club Owner who asked me what to do about his rude and obnoxious Security Staff had fired them all.

18.I wish the Club that allows its bar manager to buy liquor just to appease the liquor salesman and end up with unnecessary inventory and worthless products, would have taken my advice and simply ordered what sold and what poured and not what the liquor salesman pushed to get in the door.

19. I wish the Club that had 20,000 flyers printed up and paid a street team to distribute them with just ten people showing up for the actual event, would have taken my advice and stopped wasting their money.

20. I wish the Club that has all those posters, signs and banners with drink specials hung all over their club would have heeded my words, "TAKE THAT GARBAGE DOWN" now, would have done so.

21.I wish the Club that has not improved its outside appearance in years, would have followed my expertise in a complete re-visual of what their outside image was and what it should be now.

22. I wish the Owner of the Club that has only one good night a Week, Saturday Night, would stop asking every friend of his, every club promoter in his area, and everybody from his mailman to his plumber what to do, and listen to what I told him.

23. Finally, I wish every Beer Distributor in the Country were like John Saputo of Gold Coast Eagle, the Budweiser Vendor for Sarasota/Manatee Counties in Florida. The Man is the most dedicated and committed to his on-premise establishments Beer Man in the USA. His Staff and his own character, morals and values, are what makes "BUDWEISER" the dominating beer in his area by 1000 to 1 over any other brand. He walks the walks.....

So Happy Holidays and hopefully my wishes will come true, not for me, but for Clubs and Owners who just have no clue. Call Rich Unger at 941-921-7027 or e-mail RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com

Copyright � 2006 Rich Unger

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