NO NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS? Your Fired!
By Rich Unger
"Spring Break" is upon us, and it does not matter
where your club is, College kids are out of Session and home.............
Where are your "Nightclub Promotions WOW Concepts"?
What are you doing right now that no other club is
offering that can be described in one word "WOW"?
Can you do nothing? Your club is so boring, so dull, so predictable,
so stale and so out of it, why, why do you even bother to open the doors
with the same DJ, same employees, same $2 you call it we pour it, same
routine every night.
As the Donald says, "Your Nightclub Promotions are
horrible, your fired!" Your club can hold 400 patrons but your lucky
if you get 130, I mean what are you thinking? Where is your bikini
contest? Oh, you think Bikini Contests don't work?
Tell you what, I will deposit in your club's bank account the $4000.
Plus the club I directed to hold a bikini Contest last Thursday Night did,
as opposed to the 100 plus patrons you had that took advantage of a lame
drink special you offered. Your so close minded and burnt out, you
have no clue how to present the wildest and best bikini contest in years?
Your so set in your ways like an old dog that lays
in the same spot on the floor every day that you would rather loose
thousands than make tens of thousands of dollars each month. You
listen to all the wrong people, you do all the wrong promotions and you
really should be as the Trumpmeister says "YOUR FIRED."
You let new clubs open and eat you for breakfast,
you let old clubs take your business because your too lazy to stop them,
and you worst of all, you are letting your club
die......................... This is the time of year, you strike
the "Motherlode," these are the months where tens of thousands of dollars
fall into your lap from the packed week nights and jammed packed weekend
nights.
Why do you even bother? You go to seminars,
conventions, you maybe come back with one idea, and then when that fails,
you berate yourself for even going at all. You need a game plan, a
war strategy, a directional, you need 'THE FUN.' Now either get back into
the game and get back in the war, or "YOUR FIRED." This is no reality TV
show, this is your nightclub, the one you wanted to open, the one you
thought you knew it all, the one you listened to everyone tell you how to
run it, and now look at it?
Either pick up the phone right now and call me for
PROMOTIONS, THEMES, CONCEPTS, CONTESTS, EVENTS, HAPPENINGS, PARTIES, that
don't offer drink specials or no cover charge, and that you make real
money with, or look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me "YOUR
FIRED."
Call Rich right now, at 1-941-921-7027, stop costing your club and
yourself, tens of thousands of dollars................
Why do you even bother to own a club that was the
Premier Club in your area and now nobody, I mean nobody even drives thru
the parking lot of?
Either get off your tuchus and let's make some real
money and return this club to greatness or " YOUR FIRED".
PS
I am not interested in your Hip Hop nights of fights, punks, no tipping
and nothing but the F word, you can keep it and if you were running my
club and had such a night you would be hearing "YOUR FIRED."
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